Battle of the Billies: Music, Mischief, and Mayhem!
Who's the ultimate Billy—Billy Squier, Billy Joel, or Billy Idol? Get ready for a nostalgic roller coaster as DJ Paulie and his brother Lou kick off with the "Battle of the Billies" on URL Radio. We humorously debate which iconic Billy would win in a real fight, and you won't believe who comes out on top. Each musical round features one song from each Billy, with us hilariously picking the best track. Along the way, we sprinkle in our usual segments of stupid criminals, random facts, and wacky stories, including a side-splitting tale from Mount Olive, New Jersey.
Curious about bizarre and amusing crime stories? Tune in as we recount two women in Naples, Florida, who turned a Walmart into their personal wine-tasting tour. We'll also share the antics of teens in Maryland who got busted after taking selfies with a stolen credit card. From fake police lights in Florida to butt-dialing burglars in California, our collection of criminal follies will keep you laughing. And don't miss the story of a man in England who called the cops over a false advertisement for companionship—it's pure comedy gold.
Love quirky trivia and musical insights? We dive deep into Billy Squier's and Billy Joel's iconic lyrics, revealing their cultural impact. Our random facts segment spans everything from the first toilet on TV to the average American’s hot dog consumption. And for a heartwarming twist, hear about a Pennsylvania man and his emotional support alligator, Wally. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, musical nostalgia, and spontaneous banter that promises to entertain and enlighten you.
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00:01 - ''Battle of the Billies' on URL Radio
10:13 - Drunken Walmart Shenanigans and Stupid Criminals
19:09 - Billys' Musical Allusions
34:51 - Random Facts and Musings
38:57 - Strange and Random Facts and Fetishes
52:21 - Famous Billies and Music Appreciation
01:03:09 - Billys in Film and Music
01:15:59 - The Alligator Companion Drama
01:41:21 - Billy Idol's "Flash for Fantasy" Review
''Battle of the Billies' on URL Radio
Speaker 1The weekend's over , it's Monday and it's time for the Back in Time's on the rock and roll .
Speaker 2Black guitar brothers gonna take control . Spinning records from the days of old Nostalgia hits gonna make you lose control . Yeah , back in time , brothers . Bring it back to sound . 20 minutes of the shake the ground . Get ready to jump , get ready to sway . Back in time , brothers . Let the music play .
Speaker 1Oh yes , it's Monday and it's time for the Back in Time Brothers right here on URL Radio . I am DJ Paulie and of course my brother Lou is with me , brother , Lou how are you ?
Speaker 3I do fine , my brother . Oh yes , Are you ready for a fun show called Battle of the Billies ? Battle of the Billies .
Speaker 1Battle of the Billies yes . I like it . Billy Go , gruff , billy Club , what else ?
Speaker 3In music .
Speaker 1Oh , music , oh okay A fight . I get to use a Billy Club and someone else gets to use a billy goat and see who wins . Oh , it could be interesting . What billies are we talking about ? Because I can think of a couple off the top of my head .
Speaker 3Yes , well , I think the three predominant ones that you might think of are there . There's some other billies that wanted to be a part of this , but we had to leave them out .
Speaker 1Yeah , sometimes you have to do that , so I'd say , no , that's right .
Speaker 3So today we've got billy squire , billy joel and billy idol . Oh , that's gonna be a battle . Yes , it'll be a fun one if it was a real fight , I put money on billy idol yes , probably . Yes , billy square would come in last . He's a . He's a little .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , he's a little guy he's , he's a little . Uh , yeah , he's very little . Yeah , yes , and after he , after that video of his , it was a wrap for him yeah , no , we don't want to talk about that .
Speaker 3Him in like pink clothes and whatever . What was going on with that one geez ?
Speaker 1billy yeah , you go you go from , uh , from some great songs to that . Oh well , okay , yes , but anyway so . So what's the game plan here ? We like , uh , we're obviously doing the like , the battle , the billies , okay .
Speaker 3I should mention , yeah , that I received a call from a Billy that wanted to be part of the countdown here , was pissed off , and that was Billy Ocean . So I told Billy we just couldn't do it this time . We'll get him on another show . He said no more love on the run .
Speaker 1I'd like to get Billy in there . You could get also Billy Joe in there From Green Day . Yeah .
Speaker 3Versus Billy Ocean . That'd be fun . Yeah , oh my god .
Speaker 1You know what ? I would pick Billy Ocean to win that , alright , yes , I like Billy Ocean .
Speaker 3I think he's got some great stuff . Yeah , and then Billy and the Beaters Wanted to be in , but I told them Nope , we can't do that .
Speaker 1Remember those guys , billy and the Beaters wanted to be in , but I told them , nope , we can't do that .
Speaker 3Remember those guys . Billy , vera , wow , yes , yes .
Speaker 1That was the big song that got popular because of Family Ties .
Speaker 3Family Ties At this moment ? Right yes .
Speaker 1At this moment . That's right yeah . Oh my God , that's hilarious . Yep , there's a lot of Billys out there .
Speaker 3A lot of billies . Yes , billy jean , not my lover . So , uh , the rest of the show is going to be our standard stupid criminals , random facts . We got some , of course , your wacky story , all the good stuff that we normally do , some good stuff , that's for sure . And so each set's gonna have billy squire song , billy joel song and a billy idol song . That's how it's gonna go , so , go .
Speaker 1So one of each One of each . Are we picking a winner of each round , or what are we doing ?
Speaker 3We're just letting them go at it , whatever you want to do , or ? Yeah , let's do that . How about each round ?
Speaker 1Let's just go each round , say which one we thought was the better , what the better song was and who the better one was .
Speaker 3You know , but when I put the songs together I didn't really look at kind of how they matched against each other . I kind of just put them in an order I thought was good for each artist . So be interested to see what we think .
Speaker 1All right Sounds good to me . All right , I like when we did this . We did this one before we did one of these shows we did the Mars Battle for Mars . The battle for Mars . You had little Bruno going on in three seconds .
Speaker 3And then we had these . You had those random mars songs . Yeah , it was . It was a different show , but this one it was it .
Speaker 1Well , you know that , not that that one was bad , but uh , I'm , uh , I'm ready to go , bro , I'm ready , all right let's do it , let's kick it off .
Speaker 3little stupid criminals , criminals Busted . Oh , we're going back to my old stomping grounds . I actually I used to work in this town , ready , okay , mount Olive , new Jersey . Oh my God , I remember . Remember mount olive , that's right . I worked at the toys r us distribution center there .
Speaker 1oh yeah , that's right , yep , good old mount olive . You know what I did I ? I mounted it . I mounted an olive in mount olive . How about that ?
Speaker 3oh , she was fun . She was a nice girl yeah .
Speaker 1Good girl . Olive oil .
Speaker 3Yes , I did All right here we go , mount Olive , new Jersey , where police officers driving by the local Kia dealership a little past midnight noticed something strange . They saw our unidentified perp get into one of the cars on the lot and drive it off . Wow , they quickly pulled him over and that is when he offered up the stupid criminal excuse of the week .
Speaker 2It's the stupid criminal excuse of the week .
Speaker 3Should be good . He told the cops he had driven to the dealership to look at new cars , and when he spotted one with the keys in the ignition , he decided to take it for a test drive . That's always a good idea , yes . After explaining to him that after hours test drives aren't a part of the dealer-customer service package , the cops arrested and he was Busted . Yeah , that's not part of the service . After-hours test drives .
Speaker 1You sure Kia does offer some great ideas , doesn't it ? That's not one of them .
Speaker 3Well , right now , kia , you can pretty much walk away with any of the cars because they're so easy to break into . My gosh .
Speaker 1Apparently , especially when they leave the keys in the ignition , that's even easier . That helps . Yes , absolutely . Oh my God , that's hilarious .
Speaker 3So he was charged with burglary and unlawful taking of means of conveyance . How's that the old means of conveyance ?
Speaker 1why didn't you just say guilty of stealing a car , these big terms . I don't want to talk about these conveyance and stuff . Let's just he's a thief , he took the car . That's a wrap .
Speaker 3Let's go , yes so I gotta say in this segment we're gonna have three florida stories , so get ready oh , it's gonna be bad when you go to florida .
Speaker 1Woof we . We started off with Mount Olive , new Jersey . My goodness .
Speaker 3Apopka , florida , where police were called to report of a burglary in progress at Sam's Discount Food Store . Oh , good old Sam's . When they arrived , all they could see were the feet of our perp hanging from a grease-covered vent in the store's roof . Love those ? Oh , not one of these . These are the best . It took some doing , but our perp was finally extracted from his greasy predicament and when he was free he came up with both an excuse and a request . First , he told the officers he had broken into the store because he really wanted a ham sandwich .
Speaker 3There you go , when you get a hankering for ham sandwiches . You do what you have to do . Well , here's the thing .
Speaker 1Sam the butcher , his ham is pretty good . Ask Alice , she knows that's right .
Speaker 3Good old Sam the butcher , Sam the butcher , You're doing Alice dude . I mean , are you really Like what's up with that ?
Speaker 6no , alice , he's got some meat . Yeah , that's for sure . Hey , I'm sam the butcher I got the meats little brady bunch .
Speaker 3Love it , love it . Um . And his request . After being freed , he told the officers he really needed to take a poop . Yeah , there you go , you stuffed some of those ham sandwiches .
Speaker 1Yeah , who knows . Hope he didn't want to eat the ham sandwich while he was taking a poop . That's not good , I don't know I don't know .
Speaker 3Yeah , well , now he is full toilet privileges at the county jail .
Speaker 1He was busted , gosh the good news was , instead of a ham sandwich , you got a spam sandwich . So pretty close , ooh it's not that close . Not even close . All right
Drunken Walmart Shenanigans and Stupid Criminals
Speaker 1.
Speaker 3Naples , florida , where our two ladies took a little shopping trip to the neighborhood Walmart and a big day of shopping can cause you to work up quite a thirst , absolutely . So one of them did a very unladylike thing . She took a bottle of wine down from the shelf and the two began drinking it straight from the bottle as they walked around the store . You know , a little Chardonnay and shopping , that's nice , right , that's classy . I love it , I love it . They do that in Beverly Hills , don't they ? You know , oh , absolutely .
Speaker 3Around to do some champagne Same concept , just Walmart style .
Speaker 1Mimosas , yeah , mimosas , all day and they're doing chardonnay , yes .
Speaker 3I mean , come on . So when store employees tried to tell them that was not a , ladies became belligerent and started cursing at them , which led to the cops being called . So they had a chance to kind of put the stuff down and leave . But they didn't . And even in the presence of the cops they did not calm down at all as our two drunken winos continue to curse and fight with the officers . As they tried to put them in the patrol car , they were busted and hammered . Karen and Karen were arrested , charged with disorderly intoxication . I think it's great Like it is one thing Like .
Speaker 1I'm thirsty , I'm going to grab a bottle of water and then I drink it and I pay for it when I get up to the counter or something you know I've done that many times Like grab something cold .
Speaker 3Maybe they were going to do that . They didn't get a chance .
Speaker 1I think it's a little different with alcohol , though I think that's he can't do that . It's like going in and opening up a bottle of bourbon . I'm like I'm just drinking it while I'm walking around shopping all right , ann .
Speaker 3Arundel , county maryland , and arundel , county maryland that's a mouthful , that's a lot to say . Yeah , where police received a call from a woman who said she had lost her credit card while shopping near a local movie theater . Police reviewed the card's transactions and discovered the car had been used to purchase movie tickets . Footage they found that the thieves , who are a group of teenagers , had also used the card to take pictures of themselves in a photo booth in the lobby . One of the pictures even showed them proudly holding up the stolen credit card . After releasing the photos to the public , our photogenic teens thieves were quickly identified and they're busted oh god , it's hilarious .
Speaker 3I love it you know , I guess , I guess they still have those photo booths right where people can go in and take those . They do little strips , they do I've seen them .
Speaker 1I've seen them occasionally um at malls , usually a lot they have them you know , I don't know , I don't , there's no more chucky cheeses . They used to have that stuff , places like that , but uh yeah , yeah let's go in the photo booth and hold up the credit card we just stole . Yeah , good job .
Speaker 3Evidence love it all . Right now we're going to lakeland , florida , where police received a complaint about a man in an unmarked car using flashing blue lights and impersonating an officer . Oh , those are my favorite . One woman who complained got a picture of the car , including the license plate number , which helped the cops quickly track down our kooky cop . When they asked him what he was doing , he said he installed the flashing blue lights on his car to get the stupid people to move out of his way clear . That's one way to do it .
Speaker 3Come on that's right he was busted . Oh my gosh , he got a free ride in a real police car to the station house . How's that he got ?
Speaker 1he got there quickly too . They people got out of the way , yeah all right , now we're going .
Speaker 3I don't think we've ever been here before fresno , california , I don't , but I don't think we have where the 911 or 911 operator received an unusual call . She heard one voice ask if he had the hammer ready , followed by the sound of breaking glass . Shortly thereafter she heard them talking about finding a bottle of prescription medication . By this time the operator had figured out what was going on . One of our burglars had butt dialed 911 as the burglary was in progress . Our thieves even stayed on the line congratulating themselves on a successful break-in after it was over not as successful as they thought . The police were dispatched to exactly where they were and they were busted . That's great . You get the whole recording of the thing . I should just be the stupid criminals period .
Speaker 1Hey , that's so dumb , my God . Yep , that's so good . Let's butt dial 911 and talk about everything .
Speaker 3All right , it's time for the International File .
Speaker 1Oh yes , where are we going ?
Speaker 3bro , when are we going ? West Midlands England .
Speaker 1Oh , we're going to England Okay .
Speaker 3It seems our English gentleman was in need of a little feminine companionship . So after reading an advertisement in the local newspaper , he gave the lady a call . He asked her to describe herself , and what she described was just what he was looking for . Oh yes , of course that's he was looking for .
Speaker 1Oh yes , of course , that's what always starts out .
Speaker 3So he set up an appointment to meet her . Unfortunately , what she described and what he saw upon arrival were two completely different things . So he did what any British gentleman would do he called the cops to complain , complaining that she breached the sale of goods act sale of those goodies . The police listened carefully and then politely pointed out that solicity for sex was illegal . Even then , he would not take no for an answer , demanding to come down to the station house to debate the matter further . Ever polite , the british officer declined . Instead sent our jilted john a warning letter about the dangers of soliciting prostitutes . Oh my god , there you go . How's that ?
Speaker 1uh , I'll tell you what that's funny . Yeah , this of course you're gonna say what day ? This is exactly what I am . They're trying to get you know whatever . And then they show up and it's like whoa , whoa , that's not what I ordered , you know . Sorry , there's no refund policy on that that's right .
Speaker 3So there you go , stupid criminals oh , stupid criminals .
Speaker 6they never learn . Always making the wrong turn with the dim-witted schemes . They try to be sneaky , but in the end they're just laughable and freaky .
Speaker 4You're listening to the Back in Time Brothers on URL Radio .
Speaker 3All right , battle of the Billies Are you ready ?
Speaker 1Oh , I'm ready , man , I'm ready , all right .
Speaker 3So we're going to kick it off first . This is the order we're going to go in . We're going to do Billy Squire , billy Joel and Billy Idol . I figured we'd sandwich old Billy . Billy likes a good sandwich , okay , all right . Idol , I figured we would sandwich old billy . Billy likes a good sandwich , okay , all right . So billy jill sandwich , why not ? Um , all right . So billy squire , who um came out of wesley , massachusetts okay , boston guy 74 wow , he's 74 years old right now he is .
Speaker 1Wow , he disappeared , didn't he ? Yeah ?
Speaker 3he , he quit playing for I mean he's , I think he's out . He's out like doing some little things here and there , but no , he's , he's kind of caught up in like living . He lives in new york and he's got like really involved in the in the community and I don't know what he's doing , but anyway , huge , huge artist during the 80s , early 80s it was all about Billy .
Speaker 1I'll tell you what you're right . I remember , you know , I remember like kind of my first experiences with like hearing him , and it was the 80s .
Speaker 3It was big time for him , yeah and in high school this was the guy he was . All the stuff was just jamming at this time and of course , it was one of our um first rock concerts .
Speaker 1Brother , I know it was my second concert , yeah , yeah , that was a good one yeah , so billy has a .
Speaker 3Uh , I think he has a place in our heart . Oh , he does just just a tad , just a tad all right , so we're gonna kick it off with
Billys' Musical Allusions
Speaker 3a big . You know I'm not a big fan of this song , but it was a big song and it was literally , and it's questionable . What's it really about ? Oh , I know it's about the song is the stroke and it's not about having a stroke .
Speaker 1it's not the medical term of having a stroke . No , it's not about having a stroke . It's not the medical term of having a stroke . No , it's definitely not . If you look at some of those lyrics , you're like ooh , okay , I see what you're doing there , all right so , billy , let's do it here's .
Speaker 2The Stroke , now everybody , have you heard . If you're in the game , then the stroke's the word . Don't take no rhythm , don't take no style . Got a thirst for killing ? Break your mind , clap your hands , put your right hand out , give a firm handshake . Talk to me about that . One big break . Spread your ear . Pollution , pollution , both , far and wide . Keep your contributions by your side .
Speaker 2Strongest of men Could be a winner , boy , I move quite a will . Strongest of men , strong , strongest of men . You got your number down , stokeman , stokeman , stokeman . You got your number down . Stokeman Stokeman , say you're a winner , man , you're just a sinner . Now Put your left foot out , keep it all in place , work your way Right into my face . First you try to bend me . You make my backbone slide . When you find you've let me Skip on by keyboard . Stoke me , stoke me , give me the business of that song . Stoke me , stoke me , stoke , stoke me , stoke me . You're so together , boy . Stoke me , stoke me . Say you're a winner , but maybe just a sinner . Now , stokeman Stokeman , say you're a winner , but maybe you're just a sinner . Now , stoke , stoke , stoke , stoke , stoke , stoke , stoke . Better listen now Said it ain't no joke , it's a conscious failure .
Speaker 2Just do the stroke , don't you take no chances . Keep your eye on the top , do your fancy dances . You can't stop . Don't you take no chances . Keep your eye on the top , go do your fancy dances . You can't stop , you just Stroke it , stroke it , stroke , stroke , stroke it , stroke it , stroke , stroke , stroke it , stroke it , stroke , stroke , stroke it , stroke it , stroke , do it , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me , stoke me .
Speaker 3Stoke me , stoke me . Yeah , so the stroke was the third single he released . This thing went to number 17 , um , that was the don't . The don't say no album was huge it had so many great .
Speaker 1See , there's a , there's a theme there the stroke . You don't say no , please don't say no , just stroke me stroke me uh all right .
Speaker 3So let's move on to billy joel , the billy jo of uh from new york , long island , guy long island , that's right .
Speaker 3Um 75 years old billy joel , oh geez and still rocking it still rocking , still does the the the once a month um residency in msg manistow square garden . I mean it's just amazing how he's just done it for so long . Um , yeah , I had a chance to see him twice , love it , and uh , I decided to go with some songs that had a little bit more of a rock edge , just so they can kind of he could stay in in in part with uh , billy and billy eidolon and billy squire so what you're saying is so he could compete with him a little bit .
Speaker 1Yes , yes I think it's the other way around . Can the other Billies compete with Billy Joel ? Oh , Billy Joel's so good he is .
Speaker 3He's great Yep . So the first song we're going to do , let me see here I think we're going to do how about from the Stranger album , only the Good Die Young .
Speaker 1Oh man , there's a theme here . This is terrible . This is just terrible . Yeah , the stroke , you got the stranger those of you that don't know what a stranger that's when you sit on your hand until it gets numb and then you got uh , well , never mind , we're gonna wait okay well .
Speaker 3But you could also look at it from a medical side . The stroke , and only the good die young . So there you go , those two kind of well . I didn't , I didn't look at it that way .
Speaker 1I looked at it the other way , of course , and what's ?
Speaker 3what's interesting when we do the Billy Idol song do you see that ? I know I'm already thinking of it . I saw it . I already saw it , and I didn't even do that intentionally .
Speaker 1I'm just looking and I'm like oh , that worked out , didn't it ? Okay , yeah , that's going to work out . Just dandy for me .
Speaker 3I guess I could have started Billy Joel out with Big Shot . That might either . Okay , all right let's stroke me .
Speaker 2Stroke me big shot . All right , let's do it . Only good die young . Here we go . Come out , virginia , don't let me wait . You Catholic girls start much too late , but sooner or later it comes down to fate . I might as well be the one . Well , they showed you a statue , told you to pray , they built you a temple and locked you away , but they never told you the price that you pay , the things that you might have done . Only the good die young . That's what I said . Only the good die young . Only the good die young . You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd . We ain't too pretty , we ain't too proud , we might be laughing a bit too loud , oh , but I never hurt no one . So come on , virginia , show me a sign , send up a signal . I'll throw you the line . Stained glass curtain , curtain you're hiding behind . Never lets in the sun , darling . Only the good die young . Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . I tell you only the good die young . Only the good die young . You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation . You got a brand new soul and a cross of gold .
Speaker 2But the changes , they didn't give you Quite enough information . You didn't count on me . You were counting on your rosary . Oh oh oh . They say there's a heaven for those who will wait , and some say it's better . But I say it ain't . I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints . The sinners are much more fun . You know that only the good die young . Oh , baby , I tell you , only the good die young . Only the good die young . I said . Your mother told me all that I could give you was a reputation . Oh , she never cared for me . Did she ever say a prayer for me ? Oh , oh oh , come out , come out , come out , virginia , don't let me wait . Your Catholic girls start much too late . Sooner or later it comes down to fate . I might as well be the one . You know that only the good die young . Tell you , baby , you know that only the good die young . Only the good die young . Only the good die young . Only the good . Only a good song .
Speaker 3I love your song . Yep , all right . So now we're going to go to our bad boy . Oh yeah , from old lip curl himself , that's right . Oh yeah , from old lip curl himself , that's right . Middlesex england , um punker , that kind of went into this whole kind of cool pop rock thing during the mtv era , a part of the second british invasion , love billy idol and um , of course he was part of generation x , and so I thought the first song we would do is a song actually he did during Generation X and he's also done it as a solo artist as well . Fun song , dancing With Myself . That's your version , so yeah . So that's what we're going to do . So let's off of the don't stop album .
Speaker 7Here we go On the floors of Tokyo , down in London , towns of go-go , with the record selection and the mirror's reflection . I'm a-dancin' with myself when there's no one else in sight In the crowd and lonely night . Well , I wait so long for my love vibration and I'm dancin' with myself , dancin' with myself'm dancing all with myself , dancing all with myself , dancing all with myself when there's nothing to lose .
Speaker 2And there's nothing to prove . I'm dancing all with myself .
Speaker 7If I looked all over the world and there's every topic of Virtuosity I'd seem to pass me by . Leave me dancing on with myself . So let's sink another drink , cause it'll give me time to think . If I had a chance , I'd have to walk , cause dancing I'd be dancing on with myself , dancing on with myself . Dancing on with myself . Well , there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove when I'm dancing on with myself . Dancing with myself . When there's nothing to lose , there's nothing to prove .
Speaker 2Dancing with myself .
Speaker 7Well , I've looked all over the world and there's every type of girl T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance , and I'd be dancing with myself , dancing with myself .
Speaker 2Dancing with myself . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance .
Speaker 7If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance . Oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , dancing with my seven . Oh , oh , dancing with my seven . Oh , oh , dancing with my seven . Oh , oh , dancing with my seven . Oh , oh , dancing with my second couple . Oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh .
Speaker 2Well , I've walked all over the world and there's every type of girl , but your empty eyes seem to pass me by .
Speaker 7Let me dance it on with myself . So let's sing another trick , cause it'll give me time to think . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance , and I'll be dancing it with myself . Dancing it with myself , dancing it with myself . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance . If I had the chance , I'd ask the world to dance .
Speaker 2Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh . Dancing with myself , oh , oh , oh , oh .
Speaker 3Dancing with myself . Oh , oh , oh Wow .
Random Facts and Musings
Speaker 3That was a hell of a first set . I'm exhausted .
Speaker 1He says don't stop , I'm playing with myself , I mean dancing with myself . There we go , oops .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh . So I guess we should go ahead . And how about we do some random come out of ?
Speaker 2virginia , don't let me wait you catholic girls , work starts much too late oh , but sooner later it comes down to fate .
Speaker 1I might as well be the one . Fate , I might as well be the one , because I like to play with my . Oh , no , dance with myself . There we go only the good die young .
Speaker 3How about that ? All right , the . This is funny . The first toilet ever seen on television was on the show . How's this ? This is too good . Leave it to beaver .
Speaker 1Well , the beaver left it , that's for sure .
Speaker 3That's right . That might happen in the toilet . Oh golly gee , mom . No don't . All right , All right . Baskin-robbins plain vanilla ice cream is the number one selling flavor and accounts for a quarter of their sales . That makes no sense .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm surprised by that yeah , no sense . Wow , screw Baskin-Robbins .
Speaker 3Now , is it because they're using that for like sundaes ? Maybe I don't know .
Speaker 1As well . I guess they're using them for shakes too , right they ? Probably use a vanilla base and then they put like chocolate syrup in it to make . So that could be why , I don't know , because usually chocolate is usually chocolate and you got , uh , although all the you know , like chocolate , chip , mint or bit , as is big , you know , all those pistachio , all those kinds of flavors are well yeah those are not going to be like chocolate .
Speaker 3Chocolate and vanilla have got to be the two number one things . Strawberry next , maybe , maybe , yes , strawberries , all right . In most advertisements , including newspapers , the time displayed on a watch is 10-10 . And I think that's because of the that the hands probably makes it look the best , because the hand on the 10 and then on the uh , on the two . That kind of makes some sense , I guess so , yeah , yeah , that makes sense .
Speaker 1I think it's just a visual thing . Well , I'll get . That's what you know . I mean , you look at everything with your eyes , right , you see things and you just like food , you eat with your eyes . You , you know , you read with your eyes , right , you see things and you just like food , you eat with your eyes , you read with your eyes . Obviously , where are you going with this ? I have no idea . Just visual kind of concepts , that's all .
Speaker 3All right . Scientists with high-speed cameras have discovered that raindrops are not tear-shaped , oh , but rather look like hamburger buns .
Speaker 1I wonder why it rains , and I'm in the mood for a burger , isn't ?
Speaker 3that weird . Oh , like hamburger bun tears Jesus .
Speaker 1That's so goofy Hamburger buns keep falling on my head .
Speaker 3An average American eats approximately 60 hot dogs per year . I do not . I disagree .
Speaker 1Yeah , I , you know what I do not eat 60 hot dogs a year yeah , joey chestnut must be in this , surveyed like big time here , because geez you know what let's ? Let's ask him joey , how do you feel about ?
Speaker 6those hot dogs , never mind , okay , we're good . He got banned .
Speaker 3He did , he did , oh man .
Speaker 1The old nutster can't do the duo , man that's funny to me .
Speaker 3He always wins , that's right . Oh my gosh yeah 60 , that's a lot .
Speaker 1That's a lot . Well , he does them in about 30 seconds , yes , so I can't imagine how many he does a year . He probably does like hundreds , of like thousands , I would . I would say , but I don't , I don't know how many hot dogs , would you say , you eat a year . I probably eat four to six . Yeah , I would say definitely under 10 .
Speaker 3Yeah ,
Strange and Random Facts and Fetishes
Speaker 310 and under .
Speaker 1I just don't do hot dogs very often , I'm not you know it's , every once in a while I get a nice craving for one . Do some like chili and then like some like nice onions on it and do it right . But uh , unless I'm at the hot grill in clifton , new jersey , I'm not doing hot dogs . You know , getting a beefy one , frenchy one , one all the way , let's go , that's right , that's right .
Speaker 3A single chip , chocolate chip . Listen to this . A single chocolate chip gives enough energy to a human being to walk 150 feet .
Speaker 1Oh geez , Imagine if he had a whole bag . What would you do ?
Speaker 3Yeah , if I eat a sleeve of cookies , I'm like I'm going , I'm like I'm running a marathon Geez , I'm doing Just boom gone , See ya . Those chocolate chips .
Speaker 1So you just ran , I just ran just ran .
Speaker 3Yeah , just running around , and I got the runs too . That was that you know .
Speaker 1I bet you did hey did you see speaking of chocolate chocolate ? Because speaking of the runs . Speaking of runs , uh chocolate , uh , did you see that ? Uh , jiff has a new chocolate peanut butter no oh , that's like crack , I'm in . Oh , it's good , you tried it . Huh , oh yeah , I bought it .
Speaker 3So is it a chocolate or is it almost like a nutella style thing ?
Speaker 1it's it's , you know it's , it's so weird .
Speaker 3It's not nutella , but I mean it's dark like nutella it's like so it's , it's like a re , like , almost like a reese's taste .
Speaker 1Yes , okay , yes , okay yeah I bought a small jar and um found myself on the in the corner of my room with a spoon , just going to town on it .
Speaker 3Is it like swirled or does it look like chocolate and has a peanut butter .
Speaker 1Taste it looks like peanut butter , but chocolate , oh interesting . Okay , I put some on like a piece of bread and a glass of milk and I was like that is bomb . I was in heaven , okay uh , that's awesome .
Speaker 3Yeah , most heart attacks occur between the hours of eight and nine .
Speaker 1I was gonna say most heart attacks occur after you eat a joel , a bar jar of that jif peanut butter . Yeah , um , between what time 8 ?
Speaker 3am and 9 a . That's people not wanting to go to work . That's exactly what that is . Gotta fake my heart attack .
Speaker 1I'm coming . Elizabeth Lemon , when I had my little mild one I had , that really wasn't even a heart attack , it was stress . It was about 9.01 , so they're off , they're long , so yeah , so they're off , they're wrong , ooh so yeah , Nice try though .
Speaker 3On a ship , a toilet is called the head .
Speaker 1Oh , yes , it is Speaking of head . Let's talk about Billy Squire Stroke me . Yeah , it is , they call it the head , the head . Yes , I see a lot of military people uh , like , uh , friends of mine , they'll come in , like they come in the restaurant , like , hey , paul , how's it going ? I'm just gonna hit the head , real quick .
Speaker 3They still say it . So yeah , it's a common term . Yeah , I know it .
Speaker 1It it always sounds so bad you know , it's just I don't know . I don't think that sounds so terrible uh , all right , the youngest pope .
Speaker 3Listen , I don't . I've never heard of this . The youngest pope was 11 years old what can ? You imagine , I think I do a little , johnny what ?
Speaker 1no way . Are you kidding me ?
Speaker 311 . Could you imagine like the you know the I forget what they call the hat that he wears , the tall hat . You imagine that things of almost the size of him , that would be just like falling over it's like .
Speaker 1It's like when kids dress up in their parents clothes , you know just like sleeves are all long and stuff just dragging behind . Oh my god , it's hilarious .
Speaker 3The windiest place in the world is chicago . Chicago , it is not , and it's not fargo , and it's not bismarck . It's could be anywhere . North dakota , yeah , it's windy . Mount washington , new hampshire . Okay , the highest wind was recorded on april 12th 1934 , when it reached 231 miles an hour .
Speaker 1Holy that'll knock you right off that mount . No kidding , I don't want to be in a mountain with the winds that high . No . So why do they call chicago the windy city ?
Speaker 3it's windy . A lot of people used to say it was also a term for all these politicians they were in windbags . You know that kind of thing but it is still a windy city . But yes , it is all right . French astronomer adrian ozolt had once considered building a telescope that was a thousand feet long in the 1600s . He thought the magnification would be so great he would see the animals on the moon .
Speaker 1Oh yes , that's a little bit off dude . Yeah . All the great animals that are on the moon . Yeah , Just floating around up there .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh , that's so good . Imagine how you look up there and there's elephants and zebras just hanging out up on the moon .
Speaker 1yeah , just floating around up there . Oh my gosh , so good . Imagine how you look up there and there's like elephants and zebras just hanging out up on the moon like what the heck ?
Speaker 3all right , I got two fetishes for you . Are you ready ? Oh , here we go . We talked about this one last week . I thought we'd delve into it a little bit more . The adult , baby or infantilism . It's rare , but there's a whole community of these people and they go to dailydiaperscom . I am not clicking on that because I do not want that in my search history .
Speaker 1You do not want that . I'm definitely not clicking on that . Jeez , that's just weird .
Speaker 3Yeah , and it connects other adult babies with diaper lovers . Oh my God , yeah , it's an adult-only playground . And so what do you think ? Do you think these people have mommy issues or what's going on with them ?
Speaker 1They definitely do . I mean like it's just weird .
Speaker 3And have you seen the pictures of these guys , grown men , with like bonnets on and in the I have ? Yeah , I've seen it , it's just like .
Speaker 1I just want to beat the crap out of them like , oh my god , it's . Listen , you can be into what you're into , but that's just weird . You know what I mean ? Like , like and and what are these ? They're like parents , you know , and they have kids , their own kids like do they fight over the diapers with their kids ? I don't know , this is just bizarre and weird . It is bizarre . I think it's a lot of single guys for sure .
Speaker 3And there's some married couples that do this . Oh , just saying oh no . But if they listen , whatever they do , who cares ?
Speaker 1Just do it in your house , doing your own home , exactly like you start taking it outside , like how do you put like your 300 pound husband in a stroller you know what I mean like push him around , like you know what I mean like that's what I'm thinking , like you know , like it's just the weird stuff , like can I have a high chair for my , for my son , you know ? There's no high chair . That's big enough for that .
Speaker 3It's just weird just yeah , I don't know that you see that out in public . It's usually behind closed doors .
Speaker 1So that's behind closed doors , but they can throw it out for everything else , oh okay no , you know how . Here's how I feel if you're gonna be a damn adult baby , then you act like one all the time . You go in a car seat , you do everything that you're supposed to do as a kid and you deal with it . You weirdos Just do it okay .
Speaker 3All right . And the last one . This is a really bad one . I mean , it's nasty . So there are men who are literally obsessed with sex during that time of the month . Oh , you know what they're called ? Fuck no , nev Bloodhounds . Oh , you know what they're called Bloodhounds ? Oh no . They're like oh , it's time , it's time , it's time .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's like sniffing . Sniffing things out , oh no .
Speaker 3Yes , they take macho pride in boning during the Crimson Tide .
Speaker 1There you go . I'll never be able to watch an alabama football game again . The crimson tide .
Speaker 3There you go , random facts , stroke me , stroke me dancing with myself stroke me , stroke me holy crap , that was tough god , terrible , terrible crimson tide real tight bonin during the tide all right , so , uh , next up . Next time we're going to play another song that I dig from the Don't Say no album , the song is my Kind of Lover . That's a good one .
Speaker 1It's a good one . I dig it . That's what those bloodhounds say . Don't say no .
Speaker 3Please don't say no , that's my kind of lover , that's what I'm saying . Oh man , all right , so let's do it . Here we go .
Speaker 2You got me running , baby . You give me something way beyond revenue . You put the magic in me . I feel the magic going . Do what we do Alone . I can't do without you For too long .
Speaker 2You're my situation . You're my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover . You keep me all together . You take me out whenever I'm letting down . You got the motions , baby . I got a notion , baby .
Speaker 2I stick around , cause , oh , I can never doubt you for too long and I can't see no reason . You're my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover . Whether you come round or never , get down , fly across the floor . I can see you coming on me and I can't ask for more . Rock me , suck me , baby . You got me Riding to the end . Let me shake , baby . You make me Drive me on again . You got my motivation . I find my thoughts in person . You're every move and I wanna set you free . I wanna make you feel the way that I do and , oh , and I've been thinking about you for so long and I don't wanna to lose you , my kind of lover , my kind of lover .
Speaker 3My kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover , my kind of lover . Great song .
Speaker 1Good song , good song .
Speaker 3And on the B-side of that single was back in the days of B-sides . Christmas is the time to say I love you , which is another cool Billy Joel holiday song .
Speaker 1I like that Christmas song , billy Squire you mean Billy Squire , I'm sorry , billy Squire . Yeah , all those Billys will mess you up and those of you that are listening that are under the age of 30 , you probably don't know what a B-side is . Back in the day we had records and on one side was the A-side and they had one song and on the second side was the B-side .
Speaker 3That's actually a pretty good A that's not bad . There you go , not bad , all right .
Speaker 1Next up for billy . We talked about it . How about a little big shot , billy ? Oh yeah , oh yeah , I'd like to be a big shot , yeah yes so this is off the 52nd street album .
Speaker 3I went to number 14 um opening track from the album cool song song . It's a rocker , let's do it .
Speaker 2Let's
Famous Billies and Music Appreciation
Speaker 2do it . Riding in your limousine , with your fine park avenue clothes , you have the dumb herring on in your hand and the spoon up your nose . When you wake up in the morning with your head on fire and your eyes too bloody to see , gonna cry in your coffee . But don't come bitching to me . But don't come bitchin' to me , because you had to be a big shot , didn't ya ? You had to open up your mouth . You had to be a big shot , didn't ya ? All your friends were so knocked out . You had to have the last word . Last night . You know what everything's about . You had to have a white hot spotlight . You had to be a big shot . Last night . They were all impressed with your Halston dress and the people at your new Adelaide's and the story of your latest success . It kept them so entertained . Oh , but now you just don't remember all the things you said and you're not sure that you want to know . I give you one hit , honey . You sure did put on a show . Yes , yes , you had to be a big shot , didn't you had to prove it to the crowd . You had to be a big shot , didn't you ? All your friends were so knocked out . You had to have the last word last night . So much fun to be a big shot last night .
Speaker 2Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa . You had to be a big shot , did you ? You had to open up your mouth . You had to be a big shot , did you ? All your friends were so knocked out . You had to have the last word last night . So much fun to be around . You had to have the white hot spotlight . You had to be a big shot last night . Oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , big Shot , big Shot , wow , wow , oh , big Shot .
Speaker 3Big Shot , I'll be shot , be shot , there we go bro 52nd Street , new York .
Speaker 1of course that's right . I used to get off the subway at 53rd Street .
Speaker 3Ah and then walk four blocks Did you take any chocolate chips with you to give you that boost .
Speaker 1Well , you know what I wish . I would have known that back then I would have . I would have gotten there in a heartbeat .
Speaker 3Man , you wouldn't have needed the damn subway , you would have just ran . I would have ran from Jersey , that's right . I don't even need to take the train to the subway , just run , even need to take the train to the subway , just just run .
Speaker 3I ran so far , so far . Oh , I love how we think all right . So , uh , we've got uh one left in this segment , little billy idol . Okay , and for this one I thought we'd slow it down , but it's got a little kind of a funky little groove to it . Little eyes without a face oh , that's a good song , that's a really good song . This one went to number 18 , of course , off of the Rebel Yell album , which is probably my favorite Billy Idol album .
Speaker 1Huge , huge album , man . You know what's scary , though . Could you imagine Eyes Without a Face just walking around ? That'd be terrifying .
Speaker 3That would not be good , not good .
Speaker 1I wonder if that's a fetish .
Speaker 3All right , here we go . A little billiard .
Speaker 7I'm all out of hope . One more bad dream Could bring a fall when I'm far from home . Go call me on the phone to tell me you're alone . It's easy to deceive . It's easy to deceive , but hard to get released .
Speaker 2Eyes without a face , eyes without a face , eyes without a face , got no human grace . Your eyes by the face .
Speaker 7I spend so much time believing all the lies . Keep the dream alive Now .
Speaker 2It makes me sad it makes me mad at truth For loving what was you .
Speaker 7Eyes without a face . Eyes without a face . Eyes without a face Got no human grace .
Speaker 2Your eyes without a face when you hear the music .
Speaker 7You make a dip Into someone else's . You make a dip Into someone else's pocket , then make a slip .
Speaker 2Steal a car and go to Las Vegas . Oh , jiggle on through .
Speaker 7Hanging out by the state line Turning holy waters into wine , drinking it down . Oh , on the bus on a cycle Steady trip , reading murder books , trying to stay here .
Speaker 2I'm thinking of you . You're out there , so Say your prayers . Say your prayers . Say your prayers , see your friends . I close my eyes and I wonder why I don't despise now all I can do love what was once so alive in you , but it's gone from your eyes .
Speaker 7I've barely realized .
Speaker 2Eyes without a face . Eyes without a face . Eyes without a face , I've no human grace . Rise without a face Such a human waste . Rise without a face .
Speaker 7I know it's getting worse .
Speaker 1All right , I love his voice .
Speaker 2Rise without a face .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's good , it's good .
Speaker 3Okay . So I think we're going to go to a movie segment and in this one we're gonna go to a movie segment and in this one we're gonna do um , how about some famous billies from movies ? How's that I'm gonna ? These are . They're in no order , but I'm gonna throw a couple out and you tell me if you remember these guys , anything you want to add , okay , okay , first one I've got for you . How about billy loomis ?
Speaker 1oh , my god , I know billy loomis From . Billy Loomis was from . Wait a minute . Now I'm getting confused . No , friday the 13th , right ? Nope , oh , that was Tommy . Yep , billy Loomis , is that from Halloween ? Nope , I have no idea . Then Scream oh , I'm thinking of Dr Loomis .
Speaker 3Yes , I know , I know In fact that was the boogeyman .
Billys in Film and Music
Speaker 3I'm Donald Pleasance , the boogeyman , so Billy Loomis was played by Skeet , ulrich .
Speaker 5Isn't that great , good old Skeet , a bit of Skeeter , hey Skeeter . Let me tell you something .
Speaker 3Yeah , let me tell you something . I thought he played that role pretty cool Because he was like this Kind of like bad boy had some game to him . And then was twisted , very twisted . You could see women totally into him . And then you're like oh you're this way Creepy dude . So I think it's a Really good character , like oh you're this way . Yeah , creepy , dude Creepy .
Speaker 3Yeah , so I think it's a really good character . It is , yeah , all right . Now this one I'm going to kind of stretch it and go to a kind of a streaming series , because I love the character . How about Billy Butcher ? Oh , the boys , the boys . God , that show is crazy , oh . Billy Butcher yeah god , that show is crazy . Oh , I'm billy butcher . Yeah , he's great man . Oh , he's no joke . Yeah , played by carl urban . Um yeah , rough character , just he's just fun , are you , are you ?
Speaker 1caught up with the boys . I am , yeah , that last episode was great , yeah , yeah , because the first couple three , the first three , were yeah , I , I was kind of , I was engaged .
Speaker 3This one was really good .
Speaker 1Yeah , it was a good one . It got me back on track with the boys .
Speaker 3Yes , yes , all right , you'll remember this character , but you may not remember how he was called . His name was Bill Cutting , but if I say Bill the Butcher , do you remember who that is ? I don'tin scorsese film gangs of new york . Oh , that's right , daniel day lewis , that's right .
Speaker 1That's such a great movie too .
Speaker 3Oh my god , it's so good yeah , like there was no cgi in that movie , they built these humongous sets . It was crazy the amount of detail and those fight that and those fight scenes were amazing weren't they yeah really good .
Speaker 1Oh my God , so good . Yep , the Five Points Neighborhood Just original Bloods and Crips right there , Jeez crazy .
Speaker 3All right . Now I don't know if you ever saw this . The person in the movie's title were Billy Elliot . Billy Elliot , billy Elliot , yep , and that's the name of the movie , and it's set in a mining town in Northern England and it's an 11-year-old boy who finds a love for ballet . Yeah , it's all right . So just picture that Mining , you know tough , rough and tumble area .
Speaker 1And this kid got into ballet . I didn't see it . I definitely didn't see that .
Speaker 3Yeah , and it's actually not a bad show me and my wife saw it years ago but it's actually kind of a cute story . But just to see this kid who's kind of like you know in in the setting of just dirty , filthy ink .
Speaker 1Yeah , absolutely yeah , mining town .
Speaker 3And yeah , here he is , uh wearing leotards yeah , I mean it's just funny because he'd walk down the street and then start kind of going down and doing jigging down there and stuff oh boy . Yeah , but he was just cool because he was kind of a tough kid too , but he just got into it .
Speaker 1He got into ballet and then the first time he walked down the street with leotards , he was killed . There you go .
Speaker 3All right . So if you know this character , billy Costigan , that sounds so familiar , another Martin Scorsese , billy Costigan that sounds so familiar , my God , played by Leonardo DiCaprio .
Speaker 1Oh , is that ? Yes , that is Departed , isn't it the Departed correct ? That's such a great movie , Great movie .
Speaker 3Oh my God , that thing has you like you don't know who's dying in that movie . It's has you like you don't know who's dying in that movie . It's just shocking . Well , especially the ending , like that whole ending scene .
Speaker 1You just got like . You got people going and mark wall I mean donnie walberg is coming in just taking out people and it's I mean it's it's crazy . Yeah , that's a fun movie , yeah really good movie .
Speaker 3Yeah , all right . David carradine , guy from kung fu , played bill . Played Bill in Kill Bill . Oh , yes , he did . That was a crazy movie too . My God , the choreography on that is nuts . All the fight core . Good little .
Speaker 1Uma .
Speaker 3Little .
Speaker 1Uma , that's right . I want to fight like Uma Thurman and dance like her .
Speaker 3All right , next one I've got . How about Buffalo Bill ?
Speaker 1Oh yes , Clarice .
Speaker 3Silence of the Lambs . Now , he was a creepy dude . Oh yeah , he definitely was .
Speaker 1Buffalo Bill yeah , weird guy , weird guy . Good movie yes .
Speaker 3Great movie . All right , you probably won't remember this character . The character is Billy Hoyle . Right , you probably won't remember this character . Character is Billy Hoyle . He played a detective in one of the great serial killer movies of all time , with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman , who was Billy Hoyle .
Speaker 2What's in the box . What's in the box ? No , no . What's in the box ? Such a great one shut up .
Speaker 3No , no , oh , I love that movie it , yeah , and it is so dark , that movie oh my gosh , it really is .
Speaker 1It's um , it is like the entire movie is just like , even like the whole darkness of the city , like everywhere they're around . It's just , and morgan freeman is great , I mean yes it's a cool , you know just . And then of course , uh brad pitt um seven great movie , god , if you haven't seen it .
Speaker 3You're , oh my god , amazing movie . All right , this one , you might know how . About a little billy madison ? Yeah , that's what I'm talking about . Love that movie . You are an Adam Sandler guy .
Speaker 1So I am huge , adam Sandler . You know , as someone said to me they I , my friend's girlfriend , met me and he said and she said God you , the way you act , you act , you remind me of Adam Sandler . And I was like thank you . I appreciate that and I was like oh , suntan lotion is good for me , you protect me , yeah oh , that's too funny .
Speaker 3All right , and the last one . What if I say Billy Ray Valentine ? Oh , come on now Billy Ray . I love that movie . Oh my God .
Speaker 1Such a good movie . God , I watch that all the time .
Speaker 3Yes , Of course we're talking Trading Places . Eddie Murphy , oh my God .
Speaker 1Watch that Christmas a lot .
Speaker 3Yes , yes so good , looking good , billy Ray , feeling good , lewis or ? Whatever it is yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Oh , my God . You know I'm a little disappointed . Do you have a couple ? There's one for sure . Okay , go ahead . How do you not have the legend of Billie Jean in there ? What was it ?
Speaker 3What was the name of the actress who played that role ?
Speaker 1Helen Slater , helen Slater , that's right , oh my .
Speaker 3God .
Speaker 1We have the right to be innocent . A little Pat Nebitari kick in it , come on .
Speaker 3What's going on ? All right , brother , there you go , some Billies from the movies .
Speaker 4You're listening to the Back in Time Brothers on URL Radio .
Speaker 3All right , here we go . Set number three oh , we're gonna jam with billy on this one . This is probably my billy . I'm sorry , I'm just kidding , I know who it is yep , um no , I should for the audience , because , yeah , I mean it's like we're getting confused , these billy the audience is still thinking about stroking .
Speaker 1That's a .
Speaker 3They're still there , so don't worry about it okay , we'll try to move them along here and the best time to do the stroking is in the dark how about ? That that's . That's never mind another great song . I think the song off that album in the dark was just a great sounding song .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , that's that's . That's actually one of my favorite songs from him .
Speaker 3It is no doubt about it , it is a top two song for me .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , Not number one . My number one favorite song I'm hoping is coming up , but yeah , that's probably a hard two .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , so so good . So let's go ahead .
Speaker 2Let's just do it . Guitar solo I take some easy from the singular side Down in the holes of emotions . It's hard to hide . It's your decision , it's a chance that you take . It's on your head . It's a habit that's hard to break . Do you need a friend ? Won't you tell the lies ? Won't you take me in ?
Speaker 2Now you're lonely in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark . You never listen to the voices inside . They fill your ears as you run to a place too high . You're never sure if the illusion is real . You beat yourself , but the memories are all you feel . Can you break away from your eyes of ice ? Can you make a play ? Or will you meet me ?
Speaker 2In the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark . Don't you need me ? Hey , hey , don't you need me . Oh yeah , don't you leave me ? Hey , don't you need me ? Oh , yeah , don't you leave me . Hey , hey , don't you need me . Oh yeah , oh yeah . You take no interest , no opinions to dear . You make the rounds or you try to be so sincere . You've got your hopes and your pockets , your dreams . You trade it all to a fun and pleasant scene . Can you face the fire when you see me here ? Can you feel the fire when you love me in the dark , in the dark , in the dark ?
Speaker 3In the dark , in the dark , in the dark , in the dark . Great song Went to number 35 and number 7 on the rock tracks . Such a cool song it is all right . So now let's go to billy joel , and for billy joel , I think we're gonna do . I think it's another good song how about you may be right from the glass houses album , and I love the way this starts , because you hear the crash of the glass .
Speaker 2Let's do
The Alligator Companion Drama
Speaker 2it . Here we go . Your party Saturday , I said I'm sorry . Sunday came and trashed me out again . I was only having fun , wasn't hurting anyone , and we all enjoyed the weekend . For a change , I was stranded in the combat zone . I walked through Bedford style alone , even rode my motorcycle in the rain , and you told me not to drive , but I made it home alive . So you said , that only proves that I'm insane .
Speaker 2You may be right , I may be crazy , but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for . Turn out the lights , don't try to save me . You may be wrong , I know , but you may be right . Well , remember how I found you there , alone in your electric chair . I told you dirty jokes until you smiled . You were lonely for a man . I said take me as I am , cause you might enjoy some madness for a while . Now , think of all the years you tried to find someone to satisfy you . I might be as crazy as you say . If I'm crazy , then it's true that it's all because of you and you wouldn't want me Any other way . You may be right , I may be crazy , but it just may be A lunatic you're looking for . It's too late to fight . It's too late to fight . It's too late to change .
Speaker 2You may be right , I may be crazy , but it just may be crazy . But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for . Turn out the lights . Oh , don't try to say you may be wrong , but all I know , you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right . You may be wrong , but you may be right .
Speaker 3All right , you may be right . Went to number seven , Big , big song .
Speaker 1May be wrong , might be crazy . Just may be a lunatic you're looking for . Oh good , song .
Speaker 3All right , so now we're going to play . So 1982 , billy Idol released the Billy Idol is his . It wasn't his debut album , but it was one that he just titled self-titled billy idol , and it had the song hot in the city , which went to number 58 , um , and it was a . It was this first kind of crack into the the the us market and became something I was .
Speaker 1That was a . He did that cover on that right . It was remake because they didn't like nick someone do that hot in the city no , it's , I think .
Speaker 3I don't think that's a cover . You're thinking hot girl in the city . You're thinking nick gilder , is that who you're thinking ? Oh , maybe that's what I'm thinking yeah , I think that's an original , but let me check , I can check I'm just curious .
Speaker 1I like , I like to be right sometimes when I ask these questions yeah , billy wrote it , so oh , okay , yeah , never mind , I was wrong again . No , no worries um .
Speaker 3So then , um , on that same album he released this this was the song . That's so darn cool . It ends up being kind of his style . How about we play a little white wedding ? Oh , yes , hey little sister .
Speaker 7What have you done ? Hey little sister , who's the only one ? Hey little sister , who's your superman ? Hey little sister , who's your Superman ? Hey little sister , who's the one you want ? Hey little sister , shotgun . It's a nice day to start again . It's a nice day for a white wedding . It's a nice day to start again . Hey little sister , who is it you're looking for ? Hey little sister , what's your vice of wish ? Hey little sister , shotgun on you . What's your bicycle shoe ? Hey little sister , shotgun . Oh yeah , hey little sister , who's your superman ? Hey little sister , shotgun . It's a nice day to start a day . It's a nice day for a white wedding .
Speaker 2It's a nice day to start again guitar solo Pick it up , take me back home . Yeah , hey little sister , what have you done ?
Speaker 7Hey , little sister , who's the only one ? I've been away for so long . I've been away for so long . I let you go for so long . It's a nice day to start again . Come on , it's a nice day for a white wedding . It's a nice day to start again . There is nothing fair in this world , there is nothing safe in this world , there is nothing safe in this world and there's nothing sure in this world and there's nothing pure in this world . Look for something left in this world .
Speaker 2Start again , I'm all . It's a nice day for a White wedding Woo .
Speaker 7It's a nice day to Start again .
Speaker 2It's a nice day to Start again . I dig this song it's a nice day to start again .
Speaker 3I dig this song . This is so darn good .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's a good one .
Speaker 3Went to number 36 . Just a song . When you hear that one , it reminds you of another song that Mama Bird just loves a lot , Mm-hmm . All right , brother , are you ready For ?
Speaker 2Oh , yeah , what , what yeah .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , all right , brother , are you ready for this one ? Do it okay . So this is the story of a pennsylvania man , uh , joe henney , and he's had thousands of social media users following his pages devoted to wally wally , the cold-blooded companion . That's right , you know what I'm talking about here . I'm talking about . Joe henney had an alligator named Wally for helping relieve his depression for nearly a decade , says he's searching for the reptile after when missing during a vacation to the coast of Georgia . So now this guy's going on vacation with his alligator .
Speaker 3Okay , so let's stop for a second . So we see a lot of these service animals when I'm traveling . They're on planes . They're usually dogs Usually dogs , you know they bring cats , but I mean , I think there's even been times where they've , like , tried to bring , like , the pigs , you know , the little pot-bellied pigs . Yeah , absolutely , and just all these different animals , and there's been some weird ones . So there's no way in hell you're getting on any form of public transportation with that an alligator ?
Speaker 1No , you got to drive . You're in your car with Wally , who could attack you and kill you at any moment . That's what I'm thinking so , anyway . So these thousands of social media users following his pages devoted to this Wally , the cold-blooded companion that he calls his emotional support alligator uh , he has posted photos and videos online of people petting the five and a half foot alligator like a dog or hugging it like a teddy bear , while his popularity soared to new heights last year . When the gator listen to this , when you're gonna like this was denied entry to a Philadelphia Phillies game . Yeah , I mean , do you really want an animal like an alligator sitting next to you at a stadium and like there's all these people ? You could just go ahead and attack .
Speaker 3Maybe he should have dressed him up like a mascot . Maybe he could have gotten hilarious as the Philadelphia Philly the actual Philly .
Speaker 1So Henny has been said he's distraught after Wally vanished while accompanying him on his April vacation in Brunswick , georgia , a port city 70 miles just south of Savannah . He said the suspects he suspects I'm sorry . Someone stole Wally from the fenced outdoor enclosure where Wally spent the night on April 21st . Social media posts show Henny said that pranksters left Wally outside the home of someone who called authorities , resulting in his alligator being trapped and released into the wild . So so now he's thinking this is picked up , um and put in the wild . Uh . A quote from when he says we need all the help we can get to bring my baby back . Please , we need your help . So Henny says he didn't have time to talk to when the Associated Press reached him on his phone . He did not immediately return any follow-up messages .
Speaker 1The man is from Jonestown , pennsylvania . He previously said he obtained Wally in 2015 after the alligator was rescued in Florida at the age of 14 months , and he told the Philadelphia Inquirer in 2019 that Wally helped alleviate depression following the deaths of several close friends . He said a doctor treating his depression had endorsed Wally's status as his emotional support animal . What do you think about that ? That's a bunch of crap . Oh my God , yeah , he has never tried . Oh my God , yeah , he has never tried to bite anyone Never . No one has .
Speaker 1Even no one has filed police reports about the missing alligator in Brunswick and surrounding Glen County . According to spokespeople for the spokespersons for the city and County police departments , uh , the Georgia department of natural resources confirmed that someone in the Brunswick area reported a nuisance alligator on April 21st , the day that Henny said Wally went missing and that a licensed trapper was dispatched to capture it . The agency said in a statement that the gator was released in a remote location , but stressed that it doesn't know if the reptile was Wally . It's illegal in Georgia for people to keep the reptile was wally . It's illegal in georgia for people to keep alligators . However , it's not illegal in pennsylvania . What the hell ? Yeah , so , uh , there's another . So a little bit more here about uh , so this this alligator's loose in the wild .
Speaker 3That's terrible , though , in a way because it's not used to surviving on its own .
Speaker 1So Lisa Kogan , she's like a someone with this , with the state , and she said that people can get very attached to a variety of animals . Can you get attached to a reptile ? Can it bring you comfort ? I would say yes , me personally , no . That's how that ends .
Speaker 1So yeah , I mean it's got to be said . You've had this animal for over a decade , so it's part of your family , and whether it's comforting you , it helps you . Whatever , it's never bit anyone , it's never had any problems . And now here's this animal's gone in the wild and probably won't survive .
Speaker 3You know I mean unless some instinct kicks in .
Speaker 1But you know it's tough , you know that long together that's , that's gonna be hard so it's like justin bieber when he had that monkey and then you know , he went to try traveling with his monkey .
Speaker 3The monkey's been living with him , like in this so we're seeing an actual , an actual monkey , not like some slang term for something .
Speaker 1No , no , it's an actual monkey , yeah , and living in the lap of luxury with the beebs right , yes , and then he , and then he can't . Like . Bubbles Right , he can't take the animal on a trip with him , so he leaves it in a German zoo . Huh , so now you know that monkey who's been living like drinking champagne and caviar . He's getting his ass kicked in there in German . Those monkeys are beating him up . Yeah well , I'm sure he got into the whole slinging of crap really pretty easily . So that's all right .
Speaker 2Oh Bieber does it , so why not ? But ?
Speaker 3yeah so that's unfortunately . That is the story of Wally . The emotional support , it's kind of disappointing .
Speaker 1I'm not liking it . I was hoping there was going to be a happy ending , that they was reunited but , imagine they bring the wrong alligator and the alligator just eats him . Yeah , not good , here's Wally . Just goes down on you all .
Speaker 3Right , there you go so we've got got another segment here , and this one we're going to play a Billy Squire song . I kind of dig this song . How about a little ? Everybody Wants you .
Speaker 1Oh , yes , they do .
Speaker 3This one's off of the Emotions in Motion album . Not quite as good as Don't Say no , but it's actually a pretty good album as well .
Speaker 1I always like the intro to this . Yeah , because you get to go ugh . Okay , let's do it .
Speaker 2Here we go , we'll be right back . You know they're busy , so get back into more . They make you restless . It's nothing you ever seen before . Just round town , spend your time on the run . You never let down , so you do it for fun . You never miss a play , but you make what you do , you give it all away .
Speaker 2Everybody wants you . You bring attention . You can never say no . Throw your affections Any way . The wind blows . You always make a chill on top of the scene . You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine , putting on the eyes so there's nobody else . You never realize what you do to yourself , but it makes it messy . You make the daily news . You never get parade and everybody wants you . Everybody knows you . Everybody knows you . Everybody needs you . Ne leaves you leaves you . I'm not a fisherman . Impossible dreams , days of the mirror are patching up around the seams . You got your glory . You pay for it all . You take your pension and loneliness and alcohol . Say goodbye to conventional ways . You can't escape the odds and the strangle dies . The more you understand Seems , the more I can do . You'll never get away . Everybody wants you , everybody wants you .
Speaker 5Oh yeah , I told you even you're in it , on and out that's what .
Speaker 1That's what happens after you stroke me .
Speaker 3Stroke me oh , all right . Next song we've got for billy joel is song from the nylon curtain album . I thought we'd play this one . You and I used to play this album a lot now . Um , but I'm gonna do this song pressure because I think it's got a uh good feel to it . Yeah , all right . All right , let's do it . Here we go .
Speaker 2You have to learn to pace yourself . Pressure You're just like everybody else .
Speaker 2Pressure . You've only had to run so far , so good . But you will come to a place when the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face and you'll have to deal with pressure . You used to call me paranoid Pressure . But even you cannot avoid Pressure . But even you cannot avoid Pressure . You turn the tap dance into your crusade . Now , here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice . You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle pressure . All grown up and no place to go . Psych 1 , psych 2 , what do you know ? All your life is Channel 13 . Sesame Street , what ?
Speaker 7does it mean ?
Speaker 2I'll tell you what it means Pressure , pressure . Don't ask for help , you're all alone . Pressure , you'll have to answer to your own Ask for help . You're all alone . Pressure , you'll have to answer to your own Pressure . I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale , but here you are in the night , two men out and three men . On the way to look .
Speaker 2But inside , where we all respond To pressure Pressure All your life is Time Magazine . I read it too . What does it mean Pressure ? I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale , but here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice . You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle pressure , pressure , the pressure , the pressure Pressure . One , two , three , four .
Speaker 3The pressure Great song Went to number 20
Billy Idol's "Flash for Fantasy" Review
Speaker 3. It's synthesizer so it's a little different sound to it , but I still still still great . Yes , I agree , gotta release that pressure all right . So billy idol once again . This album from the rebel yell album had just so many great songs , and here's another one . Such a cool song , a little flesh for fantasy , oh , yeah , let's do it .
Speaker 7There's a change of pace Of fantasy and taste .
Speaker 2Do you like good music ? Do you like to dance ? Oh yeah , hanging out for a body shop at night . Ain't it strange what we do to feel all right , oh yeah . So when will you come ? I am experienced , oh yeah , face to face and back to back . You see and feel my sex attack . Say it Flash . Flash for fantasy . We want Flash , we won't rush . Rush for fantasy .
Speaker 7It's after midnight , are you feeling alright ? Oh yeah , turn on the light , babe . Are you someone else tonight ?
Speaker 2Name of the neighbor door to door . Don't ask questions time for it all . Oh yeah , face to face and back to back . You see and feel my sex attack . Sing it . Flash Flash for fantasy . We cry . Flash flash for fantasy Ow , I'll miss you for a while . Chug Father loves his son .
Speaker 7Mother's job is due . It's an old , old story Rise and we will too . Flesh , flesh , flesh for fantasy . We walk on Flesh Rush for fantasy .
Speaker 2We won't Flesh Rush for fantasy . You can ride Flesh , you can ride Rush , rush for fantasy .
Speaker 7Do you like good music ? Do you like good music ? Do you like to dance ? It's nearly morning . You want to risk a chance ? Neighbor to neighbor , door to door , enjoy the crime you do your time .
Speaker 3Never been nothing before . Great song . I love the guitar riff Steve Stevens' guitar riff in this .
Speaker 1Oh he's so good Flesh , good song .
Speaker 3Oh man , this has been some bangers , bangers , no doubt about it . So you know we had that Bangers , we had the one ballad one banger , one beer show last week and I thought that went pretty well .
Speaker 1I kind of dig that I think it went well too .
Speaker 3Yeah , yes , it did , so I think uh look forward to doing other ones of those bangers all day bangers all right , uh , well , I guess , it's time .
Speaker 1Oh , you know , hold on a second , yeah , before you hit that . You know what ? Here's something . So someone reached out to me and said we say the word bangers a lot .
Speaker 3We do .
Speaker 1Yeah , I said yes , we do . It's like oh my God , you should have like a counter . How many times you say bangers ?
Speaker 3Well , there's a drinking game right there , so it is bangers drink , all right . All right , hereangers Drink All right , all right , here we go . Some bad dates . Bangers , bangers , bangers , bangers . How's that ?
Speaker 1Those are bangers . I hope your counter's working today . How about that ?
Speaker 3All right , here we go . Colleen writes . The guy who asked me out worked at a garage , but he didn't bother to shower before our date .
Speaker 1Oh , so he smelled like grease and WD-40? .
Speaker 3So he showed up covered in grease . Oh man , the whole night was awful , but eventually I gave up when he said you ever hang out at a hospital ? I like to , because I'm really turned on by blood .
Speaker 1Oh , that's a serial killer to me . Yes , later .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh , All right . Next up . Victoria writes . Not only was the guy I met up with not the person in his pictures , he , he told me I look different than what he expected and offered me gas money to leave . Wow , that's okay , you can go home now .
Speaker 1Well , I'm going to need a 20 . Okay .
Speaker 2I'll take that 20 and take it off , I'm out of here .
Speaker 3Wow , how's that ? It's mutual Mutual there . That's hilarious . Here's a weird one , penny . Penny writes . He showed up dressed like superman white button up over a blue superman t-shirt , clark kent hair and glasses and took me out to sushi , even though I told him several times that I was a vegetarian . At dinner he spilled sake all over me . He also pulled out his digital camera to show me photos of the trip to Europe he had taken with his mother five years ago . Oh , and then , while he was driving me home , he told me his goal was to have a relationship like Leo and Kate in Titanic .
Speaker 1Well , let me help you . I'm going to drown you first . There you go , and that's a wrap .
Speaker 3That's what I would have said oh , that's a kind of yeah , really , oh my gosh , all right , Renee writes my date , picked me up and drove us to a restaurant . When we got there , he grabbed his backpack , which I thought was strange . He then specifically requested a table next to an outlet . I soon found out what he needed his backpack and outlet for . I kid you not , he pulled out his laptop to show me a powerpoint presentation on a pyramid scheme he wanted to recruit me , for . He spent the entire day trying to recruit me . How , holy crap , you're a mark for him .
Speaker 1That's it . This is a business meeting , so I'm gonna need a receipt and write this off as a write-off . Thank you , can I have an ?
Speaker 3itemized receipt liquor on one , food on the other thank you oh my gosh , I sell some amway , so let's , uh oh my god , oh my god all right . Mia writes once in high school I was asked , was asked out on Valentine's Day with a big teddy bear and roses , the whole shebang . That's nice . However , I had nausea that morning and threw up all over the guy and the gifts . Oops , that's not good . That's not good . Beth writes I met a guy on Tinder and we went to his house for a barbecue .
Speaker 1That's the mistake .
Speaker 3He proceeded to get high and then started streaking around his backyard . I went home and never spoke to him again .
Speaker 1We're going streaking yeah .
Speaker 3You know , which reminds me , in Arizona we have a place called Naked Q , really Naked Barbecue . Yes , so there's nothing , there's no naked people in there , no .
Speaker 1But it's just called Naked Q , so I was just thinking about that . I'm booking a flight to Arizona right now . Come to see .
Speaker 3Let's go . I got catfished by a girl pretending to be a guy at the very start of high school and she tried to tell me that if I could like the guy , I could like her because all of his traits were actually hers . We didn't talk much after that .
Speaker 1I would say probably not . That's a lot of that catfishing going on .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh .
Speaker 1Yep , it's really messed with people , really hurt them .
Speaker 3Oh sure .
Speaker 1But why would you talk to someone for so long and not meet them ? You know what I mean . Yeah , we've been talking for six years . We haven't met yet .
Speaker 3I'm in love , come on , yeah , or they haven't even done a FaceTime , right , you know so you can actually . You know the person you're talking to .
Speaker 1The voice sounds the same , looks the same you know , right , yeah , and never had a phone call or anything like that . Let's like always texting and yeah , usually a key there . I try to meet my people in person so it usually works better . You know , I don't , I don't sit there and play that whole uh dating app crap and stuff like that .
Speaker 3So abe writes went on a blind date with a lady who couldn't stop picking at her scabs , Just made a pile out of them on the restaurant table . Oh God , I excused myself to use the washroom and when I came back my soup was there , but the pile of scabs wasn't . Oh no , I didn't eat the soup . How do you even come back from the washroom ? I'm gone . Yeah , I'm gone . I'm like . I'm sorry , I have an emergency . Didn't eat the soup how ?
Speaker 5do you even come back from the washroom ? That was right . Yeah , that's , I'm gone . Like I'm sorry , I have an emergency .
Speaker 1I had a avalanche in my backyard . I gotta go she's terrible man .
Speaker 3Uh , all right , so let's see it was . It was at a coffee shop , in a library . She showed up and the very first thing she did was remove her shoes and put them on the table . Later she mentioned how she was obsessed with victims of serial killers and had them tattooed on her body . Victims Victims , not the serial killer , not the actual serial killer Victims .
Speaker 1I don't know if that's more bizarre .
Speaker 3I don't know . I don't know which one is . I don't know if that's weird .
Speaker 1I mean't , I don't know , I don't know which one is , I don't , I don't know if I'm , if that's uh , yeah , that's weird . I did . I mean , holy crap , what do you do ? Like you think it's weird to have like ted bundy on your on you or the victims of ted bundy on you like are they pictures ? Yeah , I don't know . You know , I've always told you never put a name of anyone on your body except your kids , oh man .
Speaker 1That's all I have on me . I only have tattoos of my kids' names on me , that's it .
Speaker 3Yeah , Wow , All right . Last one I went on a Tinder date with this guy Prior to the date . He seemed normal . We texted and talked on the phone , then arranged to meet at a restaurant bar . He was cute but definitely bitter about something . He was from California and apparently didn't like this new city we were in . He started complaining about how uptight everyone is here about sex . I showed him a picture of my dog on my phone . He took out his phone and showed me a picture of his penis . Hey , wiener for a wiener , I guess .
Speaker 1There you go yeah , it's a wiener dog .
Speaker 5Let me show you my wiener dog . There you go , bad days .
Speaker 4You're listening to the Back in Time Brothers on URL Radio .
Speaker 3All right , so last set of the day , brother , here's my wiener . Here's my wiener dog . Okay , here's my wiener . Here's my wiener dog . Okay , and here's my wiener .
Speaker 1He just happens to have a picture just handy . It was like his wallpaper on his phone . Like this is my penis .
Speaker 3He probably has it . Here's my penis dressed in different outfits . It's like a whole thing he does .
Speaker 1Here's my penis at christmas with the same hat on and uh yeah oh , my god , oh my god , uh , this is you've heard of , uh , you've heard of elf on a shelf . Well , this is dick on a stick . There you go all right or or how about ?
Speaker 3you know in different places , like attractions ? You know mount rushmore . You know in different places , like attractions , mount Rushmore . You know it's like vacation photos . Oh my God .
Speaker 1Here's my penis on a cruise we did . Oh my God . This is my penis at the Foo Fighters concert . There you go . Whoa , whoa wait a minute .
Speaker 3All right , okay , so last set of the day , here we go . All right , okay , so last of the day , here we go . Brother , I think for Billy Squire this might be our favorite song , because we love the way the show opened up .
Speaker 1Yeah , and this was my second concert , rat opened up for them and we actually went for Rat . Yes , for more me .
Speaker 3Yes , I did yeah .
Speaker 1It was exciting . And Billy Squire I mean . Of course I knew a lot of his music , but the concert opened up with this and it was amazing , Killed it . It was so great , it was such a great show .
Speaker 3Yes , I agree the song is called All Night Long , let's do it . Oh yeah , don't you wanna live ?
Speaker 2Don't you wanna live ? Don't you wanna live Night ? Don't you wanna live ? Ow , now , get up , run through the world like a fire , hit it up , swim on the flames of desire , chase it if you can , take it if you dare , it's not in the air . Head to the top , dance in the sun . Run , boy , run , run through your life , moving on and on Beyond survival . Run , boy , run , run through your life , moving on and on Beyond the survival . Is it turning me on ? I've been chasing it all Night long . Don't you ever live ? Say all Night long , don't you ever live .
Speaker 2Chasing it all night long . Chasing it all night long , knocking out a rope through the streets like a tiger , running out a swing with a bow on the wire . Run through the streets like a tiger , let it out , swing like a bow on a wire Everywhere you go . Everybody knows All that . You know Everything you do . Everybody knew All up to you . Fight for your life , turn it on and me on a survival . It's a gift from the devil and I've been chasing it all Night long . I say all night long , chasing it all Night , night long . I'm chasing it all Night night , night long . Yeah , guitar solo . I'm a living , living life . You're my friend and I'm your survival . Is it turning me on ? Let's go . I love it , ooh . Taking it all , I love it . I love it . Making it all , I love it , I love it . Oh , oh , oh , oh , I love it . Yeah , yeah , I love it . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah and it's just , I don't know like it wasn't like this big hit of any sort , but it's just a cool song . I think it was a great way to end the Billy Joel set . The song is called I Go to Extremes from the Storm for Now Such a great song .
Speaker 1Love it .
Speaker 3Let's do it .
Speaker 2Call me a joke , call me a fool . Right at this moment I'm totally cool Clear as a crystal , sharp as a knife . I feel like I'm in the prime of my life . Sometimes it feels like I'm going too fast . I don't know how long this feeling will last . Maybe it's only tonight , darling , I don't know why I go to extremes Too high or too low ?
Speaker 2There ain't no in-betweens , and if I stumble or fall , it's all or nothing at all . Darling , I don't know why I go to extremes . Sometimes I'm tired . Sometimes I'm shot . Sometimes I don't know how much more I got . Maybe I'm headed over the hill , maybe I set myself up for the kill . Tell me , how much do you think you can take Until the heart in you's starting to break ? Sometimes it feels like it will .
Speaker 2Darling , I don't know why I've gone to extremes , too high or too low . There ain't no in-between . You can be sure , when I'm gone , I won't be out there too long . Darling , I don't know why I go to extremes , out of the darkness into the light , leaving the scene of the crime . Either I'm wrong or I'm perfectly right every time . Sometimes I lie awake late at the night , coming apart at the seams , eager to please , ready to fight . Why do I go to extremes ? And if I stand or I fall , it's all or nothing . At all , darling , I don't know why I go to extremes . No , I don't know why I go to extremes . Too high or too low ?
Speaker 3There ain't no in-between . You can be sure , when I'm done I won't be out there too long . Darling . I don't know why I go to extremes . I don't know why . I don't know why I don't know what . I don't know what . I don't know what . I don't know what . I want to walk into the light and I want to walk into the light . So I went to number six .
Speaker 1Damn no joke , that's no joke , he went to extremes , for real .
Speaker 3All right , billy Idol . There's the one song . Of course you always got to play with Billy . Would you say it's a signature song ?
Speaker 1Signature for him and for someone else . Yes , our mother .
Speaker 3That's right , she is Rebel Yell . Tweet , tweet .
Speaker 1That's 100% correct , she is . So our mom , when we were younger we used to call her Rebel Yell , because if she was not happy with something , everybody knew about it , everyone heard from it At a restaurant , restaurant . If there was something that right , she's like this is not how I ordered this , and she would just go like like , oh boy , someone's getting killed tonight , mom's gonna kill someone . And we used to be like holy crap it was , it could be over anything , right , it was like the slightest little things . So I one year got her a shirt it said rebel yell on it and she wore that all the time and she loved it . Man , she really just tore that up , man , she was she was the bodies rebel yell she embodies it .
Speaker 1Yes , she's , uh , and she's still a little rebel .
Speaker 3Yellish to this day , there's yeah , there's still , there's still an edge to her she's softened through the years , but especially at restaurants she becomes real it's , it's serious , it's go time the food's not here yet .
Speaker 1I've been waiting for how long oh boy , midnight hour . Sylvia screams more , more , more . Oh my god , it's , it's bad she is the rebel .
Speaker 3She is sorry , mama bird , here you go rebel , yo Rebel Yell .
Speaker 7Last night a little dancer came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping on my floor . She said come , baby , you've got a license for love and if it expires , pray help from above , Because in the midnight hour she cried no , no , no .
Speaker 2With a rebel yell . She cried no , no , no In the midnight hour , babe , no , no , no .
Speaker 7With a rebel yell no , no , no . With a rebel yell no , no , no , no , no , no . She don't like sleeping . She won't sit and beg , but when I'm tired of loving , she sees me in her bed . What set you free and brought you to me , babe ?
Speaker 2What set you free and leaves you here by me , big hole . In the midnight hour . She cried more , more , more With a rebel yell . She cried no , no , no With a rebel yell . She cried no , no , no . Wow , in the midnight hour , babe , no , no , no With a rebel yell . No , no , no . A healing sinner is on heaven .
Speaker 7He lives in his own heaven . Lexington . Go from the 7-Eleven .
Speaker 2Well , he's out all night to collect a pen .
Speaker 7Just so long . Just so long . Don't mess up his head . I want the water for you , baby , a thousand miles for you . I'd dry your tears of pain A million times to you . I'd sell my soul For money to burn . To you .
Speaker 2I'd give you all and have no pain . Just to , just to just a , just a happy here by me , because in the midnight hour she's my mom , mom , mom , we're the rebel . Yeah , she's my mom , mom , mom In the midnight hour , babe , mom , more , more In the midnight , call baby , more , more , more . With a rebel yell she's trying more , more , more , more , more , more .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , little baby she wants more , more , more , more , more , more , more , more . Oh yeah , little angel , she want more , more , more , more , more , more . Well brother , there you go .
Speaker 1That's a way to end it .
Speaker 3Great way to end it .
Speaker 1Old Rebs going there , yes , oh , my God , that's a good one , that was a good time .
Speaker 3Great music today A lot of fun , a lot of goofiness , as always , a lot of goofiness .
Speaker 1A lot of it always is goofy , isn't it ? Yes , and that's a good thing . I think so Makes it fun , fun Guys . Thank you so much for tuning in every Monday right here on URL Radio . We appreciate you guys tuning in listening to the Back in Time Brothers . Of course you can listen to us . We have our shows all over the place . You can listen to the Back in Time Brothers anytime you want to . That's right On every platform .
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Speaker 1Stroke me .
